Questionnaire – 5 Minutes With…

What’s your name?
Claude Hay

Have you ever been freshly plucked?
Yes but I don’t remember it.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever done?
Being plucked

Where’s the weirdest place you’ve ever signed?
Freshly plucked chicken

Pac man or tetris?
Pac man

Have you ever been mugged underwater?
No

What’s your best memory on tour/at a gig?
Doing a song with Suicidal Tendencies

Most outrageous fan you’ve ever seen/met?
A Sunbeam 2000. That can really cool a room down.

What is the square root of a pineapple?
Plucked chicken

How many toes does an elephant have?
Elephants in Katoomba don’t have toes

Why do we have eyebrows?
In the hope that the 2 will come together to form a monobrow

If you were a dog and I was a flower…?
I’d make sure I wouldn’t lift my leg and wee on you.. mmmm depends on the flower

What does dolichocercic mean? (doo-lick-a-surr-sick)
A type of ointment that makes the feathers easier to pluck
(FP Crew: The correct answer is having unusually long forearms)

If you were in a box, how would you think outside of it?
If the box was nice and warm I’d just stay in the box

The first rule of fight club is?
Leave the feathers on

What is the difference between a duck?
Nothing they all quack

How many 7’s go into 24567?
Can’t find the calculator on windows accessories

How would you move a mountain using only a spoon?
I’d call on the one and only super spoon man

Would you turn robosexual for Eric (our robot mascot)?
Mmmm……